If Horses Could Text...

These hilarious texts from horses prove the green outdoors can greatly improve your sense of humor

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    horse chat - Text - ooo Verizon 13:25 Horse < Chats online Why are you TALKING TO ANOTHER HORSE? 13:23 Just saying hi, jeez 13:23 MY HUMAN IS A TRAITOR! 13:23 I am allowed to greet other horses. 13:24 NO!!! MY human. I am so ashamed of you. 13:24 Look! A carrot! 13:24 I love you! Can I have it? 13:25
    via If-Horses-Could-Text-by-Andrea-Wenzlaff
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    horse chat - Text - oooo Verizon 17:00 Horse < Chats online RUN AWAY! 16:57 Why? 16:58 SCARY TRACTOR! 16:58 I'm driving the tractor, besides, you've seen it before. 16:58 TERRIFYING!!! 16:58 I have hay on the front of the tractor... 16:59 BEST TRACTOR EVER! FOLLOWING THE TRACTOR EVERYWHERE. 16:59 NEW
    via If-Horses-Could-Text-by-Andrea-Wenzlaff
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    horse chat - Text - 23:16 o0o Verizon Horse Chats online You can't catch me 23:15 You can't catch me 23:15 You can't catch me 23:15v I have a bucket 23:15 You can't....what? 23:15 What's in the bucket? 23:15 I don't know 23:16 OMG WHATS IN THE BUCKET!! 23:16 You'll have to come look 23:16 ON MY WAY!!!! 23:16 20
    via If-Horses-Could-Text-by-Andrea-Wenzlaff
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    horse chat - Text - oo Verizon 10:51 Horse Chats online Puddle! 10:44 It's just water 10:49 80 feet deep! 10:49 No it isn't 10:49 Acid! 10:50 No! It's water just like in your tank! 10:50 jumped that too. Yesterday. And then the fence fell over. 10:51 <face palm> 10:51 MEW
    via If-Horses-Could-Text-by-Andrea-Wenzlaff
  • 05
    horse chat - Text - 13:21 ooo Verizon Horse Chats online OMG IT TOUCHED ME!! 13:19 What touched you? 13:19 FLY SPRAY! 13:19 Do we really have to go over this every Spring? 13:20 GONNA DIE! 13:20 If you die you can't eat this treat 13:20 Oh, ok....uh...check out my MIRACULOUS RECOVERY Can I have the treat now? 13:21 ASM Yeah, that's what I thought 13:21
    via If-Horses-Could-Text-by-Andrea-Wenzlaff
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    horse chat - Text - 8:15 AM Verizon 3G Carley Messages Edit I'M HUNGRY You just had breakfast SO HUNGRY Too bad DO YOU ENJOY STARVING ME? Yes, that's exactly it. I KNEW IT! IT'S AN EVIL HUMAN GAME. We call it the Hunger Games. Are you having
    via Horse Nation
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    horse chat - Text - Verizon 3G 9:48 AM Carley Messages Edit Broke into the neighbour's field, LOL GET BACK IN YOUR FIELD Ok. Relax. GET BACK IN YOUR FIELD NOW I'M GOING!!! ARE YOU BACK IN YOUR FIELD? Stuck in their hay hut. Send HORSENATION.COM
    via Horse Nation
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    horse chat - Text - 11:13 AM Verizon 3G Carley Edit Messages My foot hurts. Why? OMG, THE PAIN. Another abscess? AUUUGGHH, I'M DYING. I'll call the farrier. I CAN'T STAND ANOTHER SECOND OF THIS AGONY. KILL ME. KILL ME NOW Send iMessage Verizon 3G 11:13 AM Carley Messages Edit Okay, okay. HOLD ON. The farrier is on his way! JK. That was exciting for a minute though, wasn't it? You're welcome. You're an a$$hole. Send HORSENATION.COM
    via Horse Nation
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    horse chat - Text - Verizon 3G 1:15 PM Carley Edit Messages THIS HAY IS CRAP What?! Why? OH IDK. BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE CRAP You're just being fussy NO I'M NOT I POOPED ON IT face palm* Send HORSENATION.COM
    via Horse Nation
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    horse chat - Text - 4:27 PM Verizon 3G Carley Edit Messages Remember that time I spooked at the bush and you fell off? You mean yesterday? I was just f#S%ing with you. There wasn't anything scary there. YOU BROKE MY NOSE. I know. You should really learn to ride better. HORSENATION.COM Send
    via Horse Nation

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